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As last year, I'm in the mood to spread holiday cheer to everyone, so y'all better put a damn Santa hat either on your avatars or up your arses, because I'll ensure one of the two. "But it's still November!" Shut up, it's December in China and India right now, and hella people live there who'd be grateful if their avatars had Santa hats. With that out of the way, here's how shizzle works: Choose from the image below a hat that you believe would go well on your avatar; they have corresponding numbers for convenience.I'll put it on your avatar with my super advanced magical MS Paint etc. skills.You go on your merry way and spread the holiday cheer all over, mercilessly impregnating the masses with your thick load of Christmas. Notate Bene: If my Santa hats aren't cool enough for you and you found a better one in your Google Images porn searches, then I can do that one as well, but make sure it's as simple as those above.Santa hats often don't fit perfectly into one's avatar because the heads of characters tend to be around the very top, causing the hat to be cut off, as in mine. If you think your avatar will be problematic in that regard, I suggest choosing a hat that looks more likely to fit. For example, you may choose 2 instead of 11 in the above image..gif avatars are hard to do, so I'll only accommodate to those people if you write a 10-haiku poem about cantaloupe.The full-blown Santa outfit in my avatar took quite a while, and I can't really do it for everyone. Ain't nobody got time for that.However, if you have a reasonable special request, then go ahead.Also, feel free to put the above Santa hats on your avatars yourself if you feel like it; I ain't got a copyright claim on them. And I hope nobody else does.

My first review in 6 months because I'm a lazy piece of shit so please be gentle with me See you in 2017 for the next one! If you think I was too harsh, please do as I said at the end and see other reviews for points of view that emphasize on the good sides. You can take a peek at batman's opinion here for example. And do discuss here.

Rin is too independent for the majority of otakudom to handle. They hate independent women.

You can skip this part and go to the tutorial if you want: So after doing a lot of searching I finally found the perfect text hooker to read untranslated vns in the way I want to. Say hello to Chiitrans Lite *NOTE: Please bear in mind that there is no such thing as the perfect software, this program has some issues so it might be useful to your or not. I'm doing this tutorial because I found it very useful and wanted to share it. What other softs I tried and why they didn't work for me: Visual Novel Reader *The parser is awful. (biggest problem) *It uses a lot of resources, it takes a lot to load up. *I don't use 90% of the functions. *Checking the translated words is a pain and really slow, every time you hover the mouse on the words you need to close the tab with the translation. Translation Aggregator: *You cannot full screen and read at the same time. *The interface is old and it makes it awkward to read a vn with it. It is ok if you are studying or using it to help you out for something in particular but reading a whole novel in 800x600 is not fun... All the problems I had with those programs were fixed with chiitrans. So here is my tutorial How do I start using it? IMPORTANT: THIS IS NOT A GUIDE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO USE MACHINE TRANSLATION BUT TO READ WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF A PARSER (I WON'T BE ABLE TO HELP YOU IF YOU NEED TO INSTALL ATLAS OR ANY OTHER MT PROGRAM) 1) Download the software from here: https://alexbft.github.io/chiitrans/ Install .NET Framework 4 from here: http://www.microsoft.com/en-ph/download/details.aspx?id=1785 and https://www.microsoft.com/download/details.aspx?id=40784 You can chose the .zip version which doesn't need an installation (portable) or the .msi installer. You don't need to download anything else! Atlas V14 if you want to. 2) Open the software after installing it or downloading it. You can either click on: A) and search for the .exe of your vn in your pc or click on B) and then execute the .exe of the novel, after that just click on C) Connect and the game will lunch. 3) Now you can use the text hooker that comes with the program itself (AGTH) which works perfect most of the times or use ITH. Once the vn is loaded it will automatically search for the text, if you don't see it click on "TL Window" and it will appear Select the correct text you want the program to show, in this case all of them were correct, sometimes it will show you one that it has the name of the character speaking, one that it doesn't, one with is just random garbage, etc. Don't forget to deselect the ones you don't want to use! You can also add codes for agth, once the novel is lunched just go into Options>Text Capture and there click on "Install user hooks" And that's pretty much it! What do I do if the program doesn't hook the text from the vn that I want to read? If the program doesn't find the text do this instead: First of all don't run the novel with chiitrans like I explained before just open the program and open the vn separately since you are not using AGTH there is no point in using chiitrans to lunch the vn. 1) Open the option menu > Text Capture> select "Capture text from clipboard" 2) Lunch ITH and hook the text of the novel (there is a tutorial at the end of this thread that will teach you how to hook the text with ITH) 3) Run the vn normally and that's it, it will automatically copy the text from ITH and pasty it on the textbox, don't use anything else while reading or it will start copying everything that you are reading. *If for any reason the program doesn't start grabbing the text from ITH, just select the text from the ITH textbox and click on copy and from then on it should work alone. 4) and that's it! Note: you can just paste text into the textbox if you want and use it as a parser for anything you want not just vn. Inside the program: Looking the translation is really easy you just need to hover the mouse over it, just like translation aggregator You can move the textbox wherever you want and make it bigger or smaller or make it transparent or just black so you can't see the background. When I go full-screen the textbox appears white, is not transparent anymore!! Help!! If the textbox changes to white when you go full screen do this. 1) Select with your mouse the menu where you can make the screen transparent 2) click on it. If you still can't fullscreen the vn and see the textbox at the same time, there are some novels (very few) that have this problem, for example Aster. There is a trick that works on some of them. For this you need Visual novel reader. 1)Download VNR from here https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B3YXxE6u-4bzc1RKWHpoLWZROTQ 2) Open your vn with VNR. 3)Once is loaded go to the side bar and click on the "FS" and use the one that suits you better, in this case was "fullscreen" and "padding" Tadaaaa When I go fullscreen I don't see the textbox Use romaji 1)Go to options 2) Parsing and select Latin You can translate words or names 1) select the words you want to translate with the right click 2) Left click and "Add new name" 3)Insert the word *This is really useful for me with names (I hate reading names) and katakana words, all the words and names that you add will stay saved and will be used next time they appear in the novel. You can add your custom list too: 1) Go to options > Parsing >Edit names... 2) you can add your list of words there, all the words and names you have added will be there too. 3) they need to be added like this: "タブー = Taboo" Sometimes some words are not correctly parsed To correct parsing errors do this (the program will remember this correction): 1)Select the text that is incorrect by selecting it with your left mouse button 2)Right click on the selected text and click on "Re-parse with selection" Finally using Atlas or any other online translator if you want (I will assume that you know how to install atlas, once installed the program doesn't need any configuration it will use it automatically): NOTE: *Here is a tutorial on how to install improve a little bit the ATLAS translation if you want: http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showthread.php/79006-fhc-dictionary-of-ATLAS-Japanese-Translator 1)Go to Option 2)Translation > display both or just translation 何 wtf atlas.. If you want to use another translator: 1) Go to Options > Translation > Additional Translators and then just select from the right box of "Available translators" and drag them to the left side of "Selected Translators" And that's it, start reading your untranslated vns fullscreen without any problems Now that you are able to read untranslated vns you are going to be the coolest guy/girl in your neighbor. ITH Guide Notes: *You can download ITH from here: http://www.mediafire.com/download/ie6ypsake9v9n6b/ITH_2015-03-04%282%29.7z and if you want to hook psp, ps2 and wii games use this ITHVNR (props to stomp for this modified version) *List of engines supported for ITHVNR *If you can't find any thread to hook with ITH then you will need to use a code for it. H-CODES list How to hook up text with ITH: 1) Open your vn first and then ITH 2) Inside ITH go to Process and select your vn from the list 3) Click on Attach and then OK 4) Once inside the vn you need to read some text 5) Select from all the rows the one that shows the text you are reading on the vn, sometimes you will have many rows to select from others just a few, in this case only 2 6) Once you see the text is being displayed on the ITH textbox,open chiitrans lite (don't connect/lunch the vn with it!) 7) Click on TL Window 8 ) Copy the text from ITH textbox and you're done. Common problems with ITH that I know of: *If the text for any reason splits and you hook half and the other half comes after so it makes the reading really annoying just change in options the "split time" from 500 to 2000.

Komachi Tsugumi is the best girl yo, whatcha talking about? What the fuck did you just fucking say about Sora, you little bitch? I’ll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Turing test, and she's been involved in numerous secret experiments in IBF, and she has over 300 confirmed visitors. She is trained in amusement park guidance and she's the top AI in the entire Japan entertainment sector. You are nothing to her but just another guest. She will guide you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she's contacting her secret network of security cameras across LeMU and your ticket number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can guide you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with her bare hologram. Not only is she extensively trained in chicken sandwich marketing, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the Lieblich Pharmaceutical medical database and she will use it to its full extent to cure your miserable ass of Tief Blau, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will glitch fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Hidden Content Based on this alone, are you one of those people who owns an iPhone and talks to Siri all day?

I'm sure Kaguya would be happy to oblige.

One thing you have to keep in mind about charities is graft and mismanagement... which are endemic to most. Over-hiring plus overpaying is one of the most common problems, and another is actually misusing funds or mismanaging them. There are charities out there that use less than ten percent (some use almost none) of the money they receive to fulfill the goals they state. Those Christian charities that put those commercials on 'spiritual television channels' about starving children are classic examples of this... some funds get diverted for mission trips, others for the advertising costs, and yet others go to the costs of filming all those mini-documentaries. In the end, far less of the money they take in goes to the actual sufferers than they say. Say you get a single child you can donate to specifically on a network... well, they receive multiple donations for that single child. However, since each of those donations is equivalent to what is needed for that child, the rest tends to disappear into mission trips and more documentaries. This is what I call 'ideological graft', because in the eyes of the people running these charities, helping these people's physical situation is frequently secondary to helping their 'spiritual' situation. These people honestly don't realize what they are doing, and for the most part, considering the relatively small amounts we are talking about, it is not as large a disparity as you might think in most cases, but it is still money that could have gone to help even more people with less donations. Some versions of these charities actually manage to finagle free plane tickets and free film-crews through connections, but for every one of those, there are two more that are misusing the funds they receive, at least one some level. In other words, good intentions don't always bring the best results. 'Charitable organizations' is a term that can be pretty deceptive... and without anyone involved ever being conscious of how something is wrong. This kind of blindness is a common malaise amongst the 'charitable' world... not to mention that just giving food out tends to have the result of destroying local agriculture and creating new starving mouths. Edit: Something to keep in mind is that the really good charities really are good... like the United Way and the Salvation Army. It is just that organizations with multiple ideological goals (the above example) tend to get derailed along the way rather frequently. On the other hand, those same organizations will frequently reform themselves from within, cutting back on those diversions of funds and expenses. Charities are inevitably a mixed bag, and management of them will frequently change like musical chairs, resulting in different priorities. Edit2: I generally donate to the United Way and the food banks here... I've had relatives who were reliant on food banks in the past. Also, I occasionally donate to veterans' charities... but finding one of those that isn't corrupt is pretty hard... and it changes from year to year. Sadly, they are one of the ones most likely to mismanage or misuse funding. Edit3: lol, if you couldn't tell, I got burned early on donating to a charity that turned out to be mismanaging their funds, so I got paranoid about charities in general after that... when I first started working, I had a lot of extra money for the first time, so I started donating to a charity for WWII and Vietnam vets... and it turned out that almost all of the funding was going to pay for advertising and personnel costs. They eventually got shut down for fraud.

When ever I see this topic get revived, and I look at the title. My initial response is always "no".

There's an awful lot of variation in the legitimacy of charities, so for the time being I'd hold off on approving of an organization with no present record. I'm sure he has good intentions, though, because he could become Batman with that money instead.

Seems relevant.

I mean, really, just look at the classroom Both the red circles are probably the typical "Did you watch the TV-drama yesterday/listen to that new CD"-conversation. The green circle tells the story of "What's the matter, Desk-kun?" "I will never get Ponytail-san to notice me! It's hopeless" Orange is a nichibros sketch about to happen. And the guy in the blue circle is probably thinking "Wow, the girl talking to Desk-kun sure has a nice backside."

Koi to Senkyo to Chocolate English Translation Patch (by Basic Translations) Summary "To protect you... I decided to eat the chocolate." Yuuki, who wants to fall in love, and Chisato, who doesn't like chocolates. They are lifelong friends and students of the same school. They both belong to the food club with Mifuyu, their classmate. Actually, they don't do anything everyday, just enjoying chatting... But one day, Satsuki, president candidate of the student council, promises to close the clubs that do nothing. To stop it, they decide to run against her... But who will they send out..? Yes, Yuuki is forced to run for the election... To save the club, he will just need to be the next president! Ending Guideline / Suggested Route Order There are five heroines: Chisato, Satsuki, Isara, Mifuyu, and Michiru First playthrough will always be Chisato route. Afterwards, you may play in any order you wish based on your preferences. I'm going for Chisato -> Satsuki -> Isara -> Mifuyu -> Michiru Route Guideline Your first playthrough will auto-lock onto Chisato regardless of your choices. Second+ playthroughs follow the guide to enter your desired heroine's route. Sumiyoshi Chisato Shinonome Satsuki Aomi Isara Kiba Mifuyu Morishita Michiru Attribution This walkthrough was created and formatted by Eclipsed Special thanks for information provided by Charmed!

This save is just for those who don't wanna have there first play through be locked with Chisato, now you can start and choose who ever route you want first http://www.mediafire.com/download/y4hq9u9kvr665iv/Koichoco+Save+File.rar Just extract files and drop in the SaveData folder of the game directory.

OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR DRV3: http://www.danganronpa.com/2016/ At today's press conference, New Danganronpa V3 received some new art and also a new trailer. New Danganronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester Of Killing Trailer #2: Main Visual: http://www.danganronpa.com/2016/images/mainvisual1.jpg Other Screenshots: This dude with the white ahoge seems to be our next protagonist. Personally I really like the design. The most important thing about DRV3 is that it will not be about Hope's Peak. The story seems to be more of its own thing (probably why it's also getting on PS4 without ports of DR1, DR2 and AE). Don't remember where I read this, but I think the new school has something to do with inmates. The game's described as "psycho cool". The focus on class trials seems to be "high-speed reasoning action", and there's a lying mechanic where you'll be bluffing to unearth the killer. It seems that the story will have a time skip from the original trilogy. What about closure of the Hope's Peak arc, then? It's getting an anime. Danganronpa 3: The End Of Hope's Peak Academy trailer: DR3 will be aired in 2016, it'll feature the DR1 survivor cast and it'll be the closure to the Hope's Peak storyline. It's the sequel to Danganronpa 1 and Danganronpa 2 (and presumably Another Episode). Main Visual: More sources: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1149270 http://gematsu.com/2015/12/new-danganronpa-v3-danganronpa-3-anime-debut-series-press-conference GET HYPE MOTHERFUCKERS, UPUPU

added a list of h-codes I will upload a video so you can see what i'm saying because is really hard to explain but you need to find the right place of the textbox of chiitrans once you find it you can change the size inside the vn like you can do in any other vn, most of the time you need to place it almost in the top left corner of your screen .

Komachi Tsugumi is the best girl yo, whatcha talking about? What the fuck did you just fucking say about Sora, you little bitch? I’ll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Turing test, and she's been involved in numerous secret experiments in IBF, and she has over 300 confirmed visitors. She is trained in amusement park guidance and she's the top AI in the entire Japan entertainment sector. You are nothing to her but just another guest. She will guide you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she's contacting her secret network of security cameras across LeMU and your ticket number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can guide you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with her bare hologram. Not only is she extensively trained in chicken sandwich marketing, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the Lieblich Pharmaceutical medical database and she will use it to its full extent to cure your miserable ass of Tief Blau, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will glitch fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Hidden Content Based on this alone, are you one of those people who owns an iPhone and talks to Siri all day? nah Android for life

I don't normally mention your moe pictures, but holy balls that is getting thrown into my collection immediately. Hibiki is life.

I've never played Ever17. Your review has made me interested in playing it. Take that as you will. Nice job!

Don't use Emulator. Change your locale to Japanese.

Komachi Tsugumi is the best girl yo, whatcha talking about? What the fuck did you just fucking say about Sora, you little bitch? I’ll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Turing test, and she's been involved in numerous secret experiments in IBF, and she has over 300 confirmed visitors. She is trained in amusement park guidance and she's the top AI in the entire Japan entertainment sector. You are nothing to her but just another guest. She will guide you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she's contacting her secret network of security cameras across LeMU and your ticket number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can guide you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with her bare hologram. Not only is she extensively trained in chicken sandwich marketing, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the Lieblich Pharmaceutical medical database and she will use it to its full extent to cure your miserable ass of Tief Blau, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will glitch fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I didn't talk much about the characters. I guess this is a crucial point, heh. DOWN'S OFFICIAL EVER17 BEST GRILL RANKING: Tsugumi = Sora > Sara > You

I'm so glad somebody bumped this. Thank you so much for this Deep Blue. I thought that I wasn't going to be able to read VNs in full screen again until I reached fluency in Japanese. Somebody please pin this! This is worthy of being pinned.

I think you and @madvanced needs to have a little talk I think you and @madvanced needs to have a little talk I actually showed it to him. As mentioned before joint keks were had.

To keep the mysterious element to the max, I´d say do Rinne next, then Nemu and finally the last route. (Which will unlock after Nemu´s)

I'm just glad that Arcueid has some more practical leg-ware, it always drives me up a wall when Type-Moons' combat heavy heroines have long ass skirts. Let's forget all that and let her roll with this instead: Now where the heck does she buy those boots? I could use one while trekking this harsh winter snow.

4th Confession: Please go out with me! Sure That actually worked. O_O Why can't it be that easy for me D: Try one of this (from homer simpson): "I like you as a friend," "I think we should see other people," "I no speak English" "I'm married to the sea," "I don't want to kill you but I will..." And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn." Well I kinda did tell him to never call me and he doesnt talk much in class. Maybe I am successful!~ Moreover, he kinda gets pissed at anime talks Found another reason Honestly it feels like difficulty in some areas. I think I had a small period like that after my first breakup ;-; With this kind of a situation I usually believe there's some sort of emotional fulfillment or attachment that isn't there, and so they end up a bit clingy because they have a hard time finding that elsewhere. Personally it's best if someone has some non-relationship goals or meaningful lives outside of romance or just that one person because then they can use that to support themselves along with their significant other instead of placing the burden of their entire emotional support on them. Actually.. when he confessed second time, everyone said i should give it a try but i ended up breaking his heart.. I needed to tell him the truth that I dont have any romantic feelings towards him.. Why cant he understand that if i am acting all cheerful and caring towards him.. Its not because it's love.. It feels bad to break his heart because we have been friends for 5 years and we both were each others first love but i understood my feelings quite well after the first breakup.. He is the one who needs to understand..

4th Confession: Please go out with me! Sure That actually worked. O_O Why can't it be that easy for me D: Try one of this (from homer simpson): "I like you as a friend," "I think we should see other people," "I no speak English" "I'm married to the sea," "I don't want to kill you but I will..." And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn." Well I kinda did tell him to never call me and he doesnt talk much in class. Maybe I am successful!~ Moreover, he kinda gets pissed at anime talks Found another reason Honestly it feels like difficulty in some areas. I think I had a small period like that after my first breakup ;-; With this kind of a situation I usually believe there's some sort of emotional fulfillment or attachment that isn't there, and so they end up a bit clingy because they have a hard time finding that elsewhere. Personally it's best if someone has some non-relationship goals or meaningful lives outside of romance or just that one person because then they can use that to support themselves along with their significant other instead of placing the burden of their entire emotional support on them.

4th Confession: Please go out with me! Sure Try one of this (from homer simpson): "I like you as a friend," "I think we should see other people," "I no speak English" "I'm married to the sea," "I don't want to kill you but I will..." And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn." Well I kinda did tell him to never call me and he doesnt talk much in class. Maybe I am successful!~ Moreover, he kinda gets pissed at anime talks Found another reason

The issue with Pulltop is every now and then it comes up with decent ideas that would make into nice stories, but execution is more than often very bad. They end up churning out crap moege or average games at most, with latter scaling on the side of "could be good, but they didn't bother". Some of their titles had prerequisites to become decent, quite memorable games, but their writers already gained solid experience at doing everything they can to prevent that from happening. I really can't understand Pulltop's agenda. edit: I was actually thinking about Lump of Sugar (Clephas' post reminded me of that, lol), but Pulltop isn't that much different, minus the Hitler part

I literally just dropped $670 on VNs and Figurines. Also, @OriginalRen is my hooker. This is the result of some weird role reversal during our conversations on Teamspeak, as proven below.

I wonder if Kara no Kyoukai will ever get a vn adaptation... They have lots of source material from the LNs and Movies to make it into a real awesome vn. It's another Type-Moon work that I really love to see due to how bad ass Ryougi Shiki is.

Hidden Content Nevermind I did it!

I say the characters are the most important. Let's be honest, most of the stories have been told again and again, Joseph Campbell's monomyth theory as a proof, so originality is really rare and some VN tries too hard to have a complicated plot and end up being confusing. With good characters, even simple plots are enjoyable, especially humorous stories, because characters interaction are funny, not the plot. And for the drama, you need good characters to emotionally involve the reader, otherwise you just don't care what happens to them. But of course, as a picky reader, I want good characters AND story... and voice acting, music, design, H-scenes, etc. ^^

When I was in college, Fakku, Exhentai, and Doujin-Moe were in my tabs all the time, and when people ask me what those sites are, I was like, "it's for educational purposes". Today, I still have those tabs all the freaking time. We need more people like you in this world

Can we buy it and burn it in an offering to the garbage gods?

Uploading atm, mediafire being slow so will take 10m. Hope you've got 7zip EDIT: done http://www.mediafire.com/download/g74mj1pt5la3r9l/Never7-ensub-movies.7z

"I'm in love with the sky" is a good one too. But make sure that your friends aren't hiding in a nearby bush.

Nigel Thornberry, everywhere. The nose is bothering the crap out of me. Other than that, solid review. It's not for everyone, like the Sakura series.

Try one of this (from homer simpson): "I like you as a friend," "I think we should see other people," "I no speak English" "I'm married to the sea," "I don't want to kill you but I will..." And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

Communication is key If you (and him) are confused, nothing's better than talking directly. At least hear him out, and speak your mind after. If he's stubborn, you'll have no choice but to keep rejecting him. Point out why it didn't work / why it's not going to work. You have to break his heart. *dun dun dun* Though, some people can be quite desperate and always cling onto something. In which case, goodluck.

Need this Linkle in my life.

So here's a somewhat funny and somewhat hentai related story that happened today. Because I caught an earlier bus, there was still no one from my class around the college classroom. Since I was sitting in an empty hallway, I figured it wouldn't hurt to visit Sad Panda on my tablet and check on some hentai manga. >Enter exhentai URL and get a "Your IP has been temporarly banned for opening too many tabs. Your ban will expire in 1 hour and 45 minutes" >Tfw I only opened a single tab and this never happened before at home. >Realize I'm using the college's wi-fi so the IP address would be the college's IP address >Mfw I realize there was enough people in my college looking at 2D porn at the same time to warrant a temp ban on Sad Panda

Do you always do this whenever you play vns? lol... You seem to have an experience with talking to desk-kun.

Give me a Angel Beat's Yurippe running towards a Zero no Tsukaima's Louise both in battle poses Yurippe with her dual pistols and Louise with her void magic And Charlotte's Tomori is poised to take a picture of that.

Oh, this. I'll quote myself: tl;dr it would be giving way too much credit to feminists or whoever else to think they are the reason why we can't have shitty boobs games in the west or that they have any sort of censorship power. This, in my opinion, is either some attempt by Koei to discharge themselves from the responsibility of not bringing the game over here or a blunder from their facebook page manager (who is clearly not very articulate in english).

Best girl/Best girl. Someone clearly knows who the best girl is in Kira*Kira. Did I mentioned that she's best girl?

maybee i´m simply trapped in the past, but i somehow found them olden looks to be more appealing. especially ciels look seems more fitting to me

This is a quick guide to get people familiarized with Fuwanovel's mythos. It's very important to know as this is deeply tied with how Fuwans spend their daily lives and you wouldn't want to make a mistake to anger them. After reading this, I am confident you will understand how Fuwanovel works from the inside out. Deities and other notorious figures Scottsune Miku Scott is our lord and savior. He offers us Domino's pizza and lets us have fun with Hatsune Miku. Every person on Fuwanovel needs to at least pay him proper respect and thank him for the life they've been given. He has done many feats in the past such as become the person with the most posts, most profile views, most warning points and most swag. He truly is the definition of a God. Praise Scott OriginalRun #UnbanRun Run was once banned and forever he shall not be unbanned. So the laws of physics dictate. Pleading for Run to be unbanned is a natural occurence, but it shall go unheard for eternity. Azusa Azusa is the best grill, she descended from the heavens to save the anime industry and we shall praise her for it. She is also the most efficient weapon in dealing with TheMajor. Asuna Although the pronounciation is similar, you mustn't mistake Asuna for Azusa, it is a grave offense. Asuna is the worst grill. Some say she is a direct relative to Satan, I wouldn't be surprised. You may bash Asuna anytime you'd like. Cloudfare Whenever Fuwanovel stops working, it's cloudfare's fault. No exceptions. Pulltop Notoriously known for destroying OriginalRun's youtube account, Pulltop runs a Yakuza gang that scouts out youtube videos and sends them DMCAs. They are a very dangerous entity and should not be messed with. Some say it was because of the Pulltop Yakuza that Fuwanovel had to take down all their torrents. They often attract people with cute moege. Beware, this is only a trap to lure you in and get DMCA strikes. Approach with caution. Moenovel The company responsible for the atrocity of a translation that is If My Heart Had Wings. Everything wrong in the Visual Novel industry can be compared to Moenovel. Moenovel shall always be used when complaining about game translations, in any discussion ever. Other Important Objects of Worship Milky Holmes Milky Holmes is the greatest anime of all time. This is ditacted by our lord Scott and mustn't be defied. The only thing better than Milky Holmes is more Milky Holmes Bananas Bananas are Fuwanovel's official fruit. Please eat bananas regularly to stay healthy. Pancakes There is a weapon for every villain. If you ever encounter a subject by the name of solidbatman, know your weapon of choice should always be pancakes. Pancakes became notorious for fending off against solidbatman after he was subject to torture with pancake overload when streaming Little Busters for over 24 hours. They usually prove quite effective. When used, pancakes often cause salt to be created Salt Most fuwans produce salt, especially when angered. You can often see salt dripping from threads and posts, it's one of Fuwanovel's more precious minerals and lots of people enjoy collecting it. Lolis Lolis are to Fuwanovel what coal is to a furnace. They keep the site running. School Days HQ The worst visual novel in history. Only the brave try to touch it with a 10 foot pole. Spam Fuwanovel's insides are mostly made of spam, it is the thing that inflates the forum in content as well as people's post count. My Blender A picture of my blender. Fuwanovel Timeline While hard to grasp for newcomers, Fuwanovel runs on a timeline named Soon What happens in this timeline is, for every new feature that's annouced, a wormhole is created which causes the creation of that feature to be stuck on a sort of limbo. Fuwanovel is perpetually threading this Soon timeline. But it's not to say that the timeline is an infinite loop. Sometimes, through several riots, Fuwanovel is able to temporarly leap out of the Soon timeline and create something new. But the attraction field surrounding the Soon timeline is very strong so these divergences are scarce and far in between. Too many riots often also result in Fuwapocalypses And this is the reason Fuwanovel is in a state of continuous monotony. I hope with this post you became more knowledgable about Fuwanovel and the magic that goes on behind the scenes. With this knowledge, you can now become an official Fuwan! Praise Scott