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tbh the issue is so transient that any motions I'm not already taking (for example, I'm attending a university program which I feel is constructive and will probably get me both a job and daily interaction of some sort) are wasted effort. Literally it felt better once dawn ended and morning began, and that's basically just waiting 'til nature decided to turn the brightness slider up a bit you've been memed, boi probably The ending was definitely a meme since I actually felt better after writing the thing.

The view outside has no business calling itself a dawn. Sure, morning has just broken – but dawn has a warmth to it, a promise of brighter times, of new beginnings, of respite from the unfeeling night. The gloomy Swedish winter dawn outside brings me only a feeling of cold distance, steely gray sky falling softly onto the white fields below. Snow-laden pines clamber laboriously through the fog, watching the dawn with little more enthusiasm than I myself can muster. It’s mornings like these that make me want to end it. Not seriously. Not bad enough to be something I need to worry about. God, I don’t even check the “I don’t want to live but I also don’t want to die” box any more. I am absurd tiers of not actually depressed. But yeah, fuck this so-called “dawn”. Fuck this dawn for being so empty. Fuck this dawn for being so cold. And fuck me for writing about it; it’s only going to make things worse. View the full article

Well I've done this before but I don't really remember a lot of the words I looked up last time... result

I picked out Kimihane (it's not that good but it's absurdly viable to get for MG looking at their business relationships at least), Kusarihime (they did other liar-soft stuff right? heard a lot of good things about this one), and Semiramis no Tenbin (I think they used to do caramel box stuff...). Maybe this is hipster, but I no longer care lol

In general the encubed (novelnews) site has a huge amount of articles on what you're looking for. If you want to find C&D'd projects literally just look through the archives. I think one article mentions Kara no Shoujo / Cartagra; you can maybe consider that a C&D failure since afaik that got a fan tl version out (nowadays both have official releases too however!). Fan TLs being used to create official releases: Way too many examples, but some early ones you might consider of historical value are School Days and ef. ef is pretty interesting because iirc the general feel before the licensing attempt was that Minori was hostile toward any western efforts (you can also try to find the "acrimonious history" which seems to be scrubbed from this particular post). Note that the Sekai Project that handled School Days was pretty different from the company you know today. Notable fan translators that got hired... I think it's easier to list notable fan translators that didn't get hired honestly. Koestl (grisaia), bdh/yukino + rito (danganronpa FTL / fata morgana and more), Arunaru (some rance stuff iirc), Good_Haro fan tl'd hadaka shitsuji, VerdelishJP fan tl'd toradora portable, Makoto (Saya no Uta, Hanachirasu, etc)... while I would not quite agree with the statement that everyone good in fan translation got picked up by the companies, there's some truth to it. Two prominent translators that never did get hired as far as I know, though their tls might have gotten bought out, are Ixrec and TakaJun. Their translations are not very good, so this is understandable.

We switch, just to piss off Japanese BL fans ...the only way we really know is both our anuses are sore the next morning though

I'm pretty sure there's nobody I can rightfully marry but my waifu @HMN. I'd love to say that I'll just fuck myself to stay faithful, but we all know what's really going to happen. In like five years I'll finally join up with @Asonn on a trip to Japan. Since I drink so rarely, I'll misjudge how drunk I am, and eventually I'll be duking it out with a literal pillar of salt in the nearest love hotel. The day after, we wake up, and with a single look agree to never speak of this again. If I could kill concepts, I'd love to either kill bad machine translated game and vn releases or possibly the goddamn cold that's fucking with me right now. Approximately same value honestly. But I have to kill members, and let's face it, after @HMN kills himself post-okami-fuck, there will be little for me to live for. My translation of Shinimasu will flash before my eyes, and I'll decide to go out in the most ironic fashion - hanging myself in a certain forest of blue (or maybe green?) trees. Bonus points if a youtuber makes fun of my corpse tbh it's not like I can have opinions when I'm dead

should be about 500 minutes of cumtent in here and you might not have seen it I have no idea if it's as good if you don't get japanese though so have fun I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dovac is a pretty cute boi tbh

sorry I got a fever my boi fuckin annoying too I was hoping to like, do things rip but not your dog I guess

Ah, who were you, my child? My love? My companion? Through the darkness I walked and You used to be the light of my life. Now, that night is finally gone, so does the light, disappearing with the dawning. I've always been bothered by this line in your sig. As thanks for replying to a silly shitpost, here's an attempt at an edit: Ah, who were you – my child, my love, my companion? While I wandered the darkness you were the light of my life, but when morning came at last you disappeared, fading into the rays of dawn.

Look, you just don't get how beautiful it is. Here, let me sing it for you.

In lieu of a reply to this malicious screed, let me present some poetry constructed purely of things this young man has actually said: My gay senses are tingling I'm feeling the climax I have airbags under my eyes My gay senses are tingling I have no male brothers I am displeased and I want to fuck some gay boys I have airbags under my eyes Oh my

I'm okay with VNs whose titles don't tell you what they're about, but I'm less enthused about threads with the same quality.

ok ill try this without memeing tildes I guess Favorite vn: Pissing lolis Favorite route: Pissing loli route Favorite loli: The pissing one Favorite kyonyuu: Oppai lolis Favorite shota: @Kiriririri Favorite best girl: @HMN Favorite art style: urination style Favorite genre of vn: yurination Favorite "dere" type: peedere Favorite yuri game: yurinate Favorite non- canon pairing: anoyuna Favorite side character: loli peeing sideways Favorite otome game: watajuu (has a yuri tease scene what a geemu tbh) Favorite best boy: ayumu in watajuu Favorite translation: yurinate Favorite OELVN: the best eroge ever Favorite trap: freezing trap Favorite jrpg: any prpg Favorite waifu: yume from hoshimemo but she shouldve peed Favorite imouto: the imouto from i/o tbh Favorite Kemonomimi animal type? I realize I'm supposed to like cats most but I actually think kitsunes are probably better, especially if they pee

true

Nep, more like nepp.

whomst does this?

Apparently there are AnoYuna doujins, I think translated even. I like that pairing too, but id rather not read any bonus material before I finish kindred spirits.. left it at like 90% finished rip

Just to shitpost the days away?

One night, I had fapped five times to hcgs on exhentai; my dick was sore, my sheets pregnant with ejaculate. I fell into a deep sleep, then was pulled into a vision. Assembled before me was God, Allah, Conjueror, Moogy, Aaeru, Peter Payne, Jesus, fifteen clones of Makoto JAST has been breeding in secret to take over the market in 2032, Alexander O. Smith, Sca-Ji, Tanaka Romeo, and Ryuukishi07. I could feel Koestl's approval as well but he wasn't there because he's really shy. They unanimously agreed that I was the Chosen Lord of the Visual Novel category. All I do is abide by their decision.

remove this censorious bastard intent on silencing the truth

With its delicious humor, skillful localization and delightful court antics combined with slightly above okay tier ADV gameplay, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney is a good contender for the top 0 vns of all time list, since it isn't a visual novel.

probably, here's a fairly inner circle jop by my judgement some random quotes they found amusing there's also this picture which only has like one actual problem in it (jlpt literally has no speaking part), arguably two because of not reading moege without a hooker but honestly who cares lol