Kaguya

Steve has his own thing going,he's not one of my subjects, yet we may join together on specific occasions. I'm fine with his plans, so it's all ok. Nii-chan swore to help me conquer fuwa, though <3 So? I'm fine with getting one more minion. You should be honored to have the opportunity to join the group, we're running out of places in the pm, so the last few subjects will be treasured.

You're not the only trap master out there. There are older, scarier beings that went into relative slumber since you've became active, but still report back to me regularly~ I have abominations as allies you wouldn't even dream of meeting. Yes, yes. Everyone should take this opportunity and occasion to swear loyalty to me, enter the vip group and meet some ancient evils.

Sorry, we've got trap masters on our side too~ The resourcefullnes of a big group is not be underestimated <3 If you show enough talent I could put you in a high enough position. Like only having to obey me. That'd be a sweet deal for you, who's on the losing side. Why not consider it?

Oh? Most of the people posting here are already part of my faction. They're part of the pm shenanigans. I've got the power, the knowledge and oaths of loyalty from about 30 members, most of them active, 2 of them mods, without counting myself~ It's ok, though. I'm fine with that- I know not everyone will accept the obvious truth that I'm the one in control. When you realize becoming my minion is for the best, maybe I'll consider it if you kneel and ask for forgiveness <3

Inb4 I get banned for starting a spam spree.

Should be one of the possible background choices for the thread:

The spamfest. It's beautiful!

good, that raised the post count by 1!

Yes. All the more reason for me to smell the blood, though~

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...I smell blood.

Nii-chan, you should just become my butler~ That's not a stylish way of sleeping~

Is that it? You're letting me down. This level of posting isn't even enough to challenge the moon princess~

Catch me if you can~

I'll go puppetmaster and force everyone to dance too. Heh.

Spam will happen. No sleep or rest. Much posting. Wow. Appreciate me~

Come on, everyone. You should all let your inner Myon fly~

Just look at the panties already. Fufufu. You may be surprised~

All-out attack. Moe, gifs, appreciation, songs, everything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_80zOZXC0BQ

...Alright. Challenge accepted. I'll show you all why I was called the Legendary Spammer in the past. 1000 may be too much, but let's at least get 500~ I won't double post, though. So you all have to cooperate in the posting <3

Aaand here's my obligatory for the lulz picture~