Mr Poltroon

I still haven't properly confirmed, but as far as I know, I am not yet dead.

Tsk, new-blood like me knows nothing of this. I do remember the image from one or two rampant threads about nostalgia, but I am otherwise clueless as to what events took place in this disastrous past occasion.

Please do not worry. Before accepting the job (I guarantee, no coercion took place) I made sure all safety measures and precautions were in place, and that the insurance was in order. As for my qualifications, the test pointed my thinking capacity to somewhere between 54-61. Now, the point here is not how high that number is! My capacity may be low, but you can rest assured that my thinking is top notch quality. It would easily fetch double the price of normal thinking rates I would show you my talents, but since you wouldn't comprehend it anyways, I should save the effort. No point wasting time and money.

Is that so? I thought it was my best friend.

Please note he's relieving his minions of their duties, not actually leaving himself.

Whichever you prefer! I personalty think I'm being promoted, or at least reassigned, I don't really care either way.

I cannot help but feel this thread title is implying things that simply aren't the case... A negative connotation, I'd call it. Is it simply paranoia? Must be. By no means would Tay ever dream of doing such a thing. I'm sure of it. Nevertheless, I've at least already updated this thread to reflect these changes: https://forums.fuwanovel.net/index.php?/topic/7231-rules-and-guidelines-for-this-board/ Make sure not to forget to do your part when the time comes: https://forums.fuwanovel.net/index.php?/topic/7975-the-fuwadirectory/ Thank you, it's much better without all that moderating burden. And are you talking about me or Tay? Because this entire ordeal was the result of my scheming and plotting behind the scenes. That's kind of hilarious actually.

While I'm not here to apply (sorry, Kaguya, sorry), I shall just leave one thing clear as day. What you're applying for here seems much more like selling your soul to the devil, or in this case, the scary alternative, Marie. Make no mistake, this is a ploy for Kaguya to acquire a contract-bound manservant that just so happens to have mod powers in a certain section. Please watch your backs, applicants. Torture and overworking awaits you on the other side, though I don't doubt you'll get access to privileged info from Kaguya's leaky mouth, think carefully about whether or not it's fine to put your life at stake for it. This concludes my public service announcement. The board mod right here is essentially becoming Kaguya's assistant, in pretty terms. While moderating a board will be listed in your official duties what you need to worry about are your unofficial ones. In hopes of not provoking the wrath and ire of Marie, who I very much agree is a good community leader and have no doubts will make good use of said board mod, sincerely, Tiago.

Mine's nothing culturally specific. But most of the time it's just a carton of chocolate milk.

Indeed. My dish of choice!

Kurisu much prefers the direct and obvious approach, adopting stock phrases and characters in order to fit the trope and create her army of fans. On this particular instance however, I'd have to give it to SolidBatman for being less direct and utilizing roundabout methods to create his fanclub. But in the end, I strike my statements from the record. A fight to the death with socks is an event not to be missed.

Expensive, ugly, and cold. Freezing actually. Hell of a lot of trouble to remove the shell(is that the name?). I was never good at it.

These hideous things:

Of course mods can. We're the users' slaves whenever we aren't conjuring up new ways to make their lives hell.

Tonari no Seki-kun is my next target. I had once upon a time started watching this, but was rudely interrupted by work. Now, I've finally put this intermission to an end.

Requesting a signature. Courtesy of spending the whole of yesterday watching anime.

I must admit the title caught my attention. So did the username. If only the actual post content we're in a conventional language... Welcome to the forums, lass. Very much a fan of the avatar. I recommend you read the Phoenix Wright series. I assure you, you will not regret it. As for the mandatory welcome image, have this:

Cat ears? Tail? You're clearly trying to appeal to the mainstream riff-raff... -_- And it works. 8/10

Let the gif spammage commence! The world shall tremble before these outrageously idiotic images!

My utmost contrafibularities on this auspicious occasion, even if belated. And I assure you, I know how much the apparent interest and care of human beings (or so we're led to believe) on the other side of the internet can mean. I myself am left greatly overjoyed on such instances. Now, if only I got around to express that as a fact instead of cold-heartedly dismissing everything... But that's another story.

...in practice. You can input it however long you fancy, but there's an actual cut-off limit somewhere for actual use on the forums. Would it be possible to limit it in the settings too, so as to not create the outrageous situation of having a wonderfully insightful and mind blowing sentence being cut off right in the middle of its best part?