Mr Poltroon

Ah, it's you again, my dear deceiver. I fear it is my duty to inform you you were not at all missed during your absence. Neither by me, nor anyone else; or at least not in any way I could infer by other people's posts. My humblest regrets... I'd much prefer if that pest (He's not reading this far down my post, is he?) were to neglect such exasperating details. As such, I highly recommend you stop bothering the gentleman to change his signature and avatar, minion of Kaguya. ---- Now, without a blasted mobile device hampering my progress, I can actually closely examine your post and construct a proper reply: You forgot to capitalize a T on this post: http://i.imgur.com/8ZIyUbI.png

My mobile device had such a hard time properly quoting your post that it crashed and my reply with it. Enraged, all I'll give you is an "Acknowledged" instead.

I'm sure the competition will be much too ferocious for me, but I am not one to give up. I shall partake in this fun little game.

I had heard rumors of previous SolidBatman shenanigans... I will be interested in seeing what comes of this, though I doubt I'll be participating to win.

As could have probably been easily predicted, I last left off 5 minutes near the end of the demo. As a consequence, the final one ended up being the shortest episode. Still, I've included a little bonus at the end, although equally short. This video is also in high quality, at least when compared to the rest. As for what I'm doing next, which is assuredly not the question first and foremost on your mind, I'll actually leave it up to your capable minds. I can do most everything except that which I haven't personally approved. Until then, excuse me.

Am I supposed to guess who did what, just like that? Jeez, how bothersome. I'll throw around guesses at random then. -I think the hilarious chap who made 4 might be Fiddle (though I am assuming here that he's more of an egomaniac than I originally thought). -I also think The Major did 9 I like entries Nº 16, 15,11,4, 2 and 1.

Kare Kano, this has been on my list since last year. I seriously regret not having started it earlier. I need myanimelist to add a rating of 11 now, if at all possible...

It seems like my shrewd plan to redirect everyone's attention to the blatant mistake at the beginning of my post in order to avoid getting into direct confrontations about my tastes on common routes worked flawlessly! Except for the part where the aforementioned might have been better... But let us disregard that, or even better, let us claim that our actual intent was to send this thread into disarray by attracting preposterous amounts of attention to my post and therefore distracting everyone from the original objective! Yes, I'll go with that. And just to stir the fire a bit more... Haruka not best girl. Wait wait wait, should a mod really be aiming to destroy a thread in such a manner? No, I completely understand that this thread is very much unofficial... What kind of proper thread would be called "Test" anyways? To suppose derailing such a shoddy thread would have appalling consequences is simply ludicrous! Utter madness! Yet... is this a conscience I hear? No, according to Immanuel Kant this would be my 'reason'... Yes, it is reasonable to assume that wishing for the death of a thread would be unreasonable, even immoral. Quite so... If I really had any urgent need to liquidate the thread I would've done it already, using my privileges as a global mod... This should make it clear there is absolutely no need to do anything more. Even then, I still appear to have every intention to post this, even though my reasoning has lead me to conclude doing such a thing would be disadvantageous to all parties involved. Unless... Am I yet again simply wishing to cause chaos? This wouldn't be the first time, but I do usually try and succeed at suppressing such desires... Of course, causing chaos will only have worse consequences for me later on, I should stop while I'm ahead. No, I still seem to be here. I haven't yet stopped typing, how terrible. This truly is despicable behaviour, divulging my thought patterns like this, you really should feel ashamed, this is no way for a person to behave! I shall give myself and earful and a scolding. Actually, I better hurry right quick. Before to long this thread may be moved, people are already complaining, and my post will appear nonsensical, and this is assuming it doesn't already. Quick! Click that ugly rectangle with 'Post' written insid

Understood. I had, for some reason, thought otherwise. Please allow me to retreat back to my confines where I can make uneducated comments in peace.

Given how Kanon came after Air, yet you gave Kanon a better rating, we can therefore conclude that they did not, in fact, release progressively worse games, rendering your argument contradictory. With this being the case, it is now clear your argument is invalid. Blast! It seems I was profusely mistaken... Should I come to find the perpetrator of this shameless misleading they better expect consequences, and dire ones at that. /kill post As for me, I can definitely say I enjoy everything Key. Air, Kanon, Little Busters and Rewrite all had common routes I absolutely loved (haven't yet played Clannad. Patiently awaiting for Sekai Project). Oh yeah, I should mention that for me the routes are merely a bonus (a good one, mind you, but a bonus nevertheless). I prefer Key works over TYPE-MOON works because I'm a sucker for funny common routes. Key delivers in spades. TYPE-MOON somehow make me bored during such segments. I will by no means deny that I can usually find more variation and more interesting plots in TYPE-MOON VN's, however. *Never played Planetarian even though I've already bought it. Currently accumulating tissue boxes in preparation.

*looks back* ... Your argument does not click with me. My apologies.

Source: Usotsuki Lily

As per Helvetica's suggestion (happy birthday, lad), I shall be sharing all of my recordings on this thread as I go along. Alright, here's a playlist with all of the recordings thus far: And here's the newest episodes:

Too slow for RTS and too stupid for puzzle games. Now please notice these are my favourite genres...

Yes, look forward to the incredibly big batch of content I've just set live. Turns out everything but one video is a repeat. Indeed! Now you've got the right idea.

I've always wanted to make a playthrough of a visual novel. You see... it turns out, and I only just found out myself, this is a Visual Novel forum, which by extension means I should also show some love to VN's, lest I be cast aside. With that said, I chose these lovely chaps to turn into my first target: http://forums.fuwanovel.net/index.php?/topic/2957-violet-hill-community-based-visual-novel-project-demo-released/ I assure you no bribery was involved. Now, since there's absolutely no voices (as of yet, my expert services can be hired for a measly 25 euros per minute of sound), this project and reading every single line requires quite a bit of exertion, and after a while I become so tired I turn dyslexic, and for that, I apologize. Nevertheless, you can see the first three videos below, any others will have their very own blog page! Now then, if you'll excuse me...

As I'm a very cool and modern person, I make sure to always keep up with the latest fads, so here's HuniePop, several months after it dying down. There's absolutely no worthwhile content in this spoiler. You'll only find a source of noise and footage from a game you should probably be playing yourself, if you're so interested as to resort to watching this. Please excuse me then...

Now, the curt title is by no means lacking in detail. In fact, any more would be rather pointless, for it describes perfectly what this post is about. Me: http://imgur.com/a/R6Uvs#18 Well then, please excuse me...

A friend of mine (an english teacher) asked me to record myself reading the various stories and to put it into a CD so she could play it to her kids. I say she is crazy, but I wouldn't pass up this opportunity, now would I? Here's the first of said stories: https://soundcloud.com/tiago-varela-3/cinderella Revolting Rhymes: https://www.roalddahl.com/roald-dahl/stories/1980s/revolting-rhymes If you'll have me excused...

Even now, I am still trying to finish one of these games... (that's a lie, I surrendered halfway) Originally published on January 30th. A couple of images inside, just a warning for slower machines. Source: My Experience with Sengoku Rance Well then, if I can be excused...

​Below, using a perhaps not so heart wrenching font, you'll find the contents of an old thread of mine, originally published on January 8th. This is as far back as I'll go, though it is true I also have other stuff you can find if you look for it, this blog will only include content from 2015 onward. https://soundcloud.com/tiago-varela-3/thanks I would hope you listened to it first, but you don't have to. This is actually all a hoax. I just found a text online that I really, really loved, and decided to share it with people. If you don't want to put up with me reading it, here's the actual link: http://paris.gymmuenchenstein.ch/stalder/texts/christmas/thanks.htm As later requested, and for comparison with my normal accent, here's a couple of other recordings of me, this time in my own language: "A reflection about Garbage" https://soundcloud.com/tiago-varela-3/reflect-upon-your-garbage Original: http://visao.sapo.pt/uma-reflexao-acerca-de-lixo=f501880 Rough Translation: "News" https://soundcloud.com/tiago-varela-3/news Original: http://www.dn.pt/inicio/ciencia/interior.aspx?content_id=4327689 Rough Translation: Source: A "Thank You" message to celebrate the end of Christmas Season Now then, if I can be excused...

To be honest, I cannot see how an introduction is needed. I believe it is impossible to make the title any more explicitly clear than it already is. Nevertheless, this shall be my best attempt at explaining. As on par with most blogs, this one will be about me, myself, the lovely chap who goes by the name of Tiago (mind you, not Tiag, that's an entirely different person you should steer clear of). I am Portuguese. Some call me cold, some call me blunt, and some take me for a grumpy old man, but what everyone invariably ends up agreeing on is that I am sarcastic to some extent. I cannot possibly understand how one would arrive at that conclusion, but I have no choice in the matter... I shall now explain the possible contents of the following blog posts and how they will be organized. I am a narcissistic feller, who loves listening to his own voice, so I very much recommend you get used to seeing me record something pretty much every time I get a chance. Context is everything, or so I've been told. In order to avoid baseless accusations, I'll attempt to explain the circumstances to whatever springs the blog post about. Afterwards, I'll share whatever evil scheme I've conjured up, be it a story, be it a video. In fact, most of my blogs should go along these lines: Audio Recording (Eg.: Christmas Thank you Message) Video Recording (Eg.: Violet Hill Playthrough) Image Shenanigans (Eg.: My Experience with Sengoku Rance) Stories (Eg.: A Brief History of Portugal) Whatever springs to mind - Yes, this does effectively render providing categories rather senseless, doesn't it? And this should be about it, which by consequence finalizes the purpose of this blog post. Well then, if you'll excuse me...