Mr Poltroon

False. Fitting loads of computers in a room does not an office make. Next person does not live in a flat.

False. Even if I wanted to, I couldn't. Actually, how could anyone? Next person knows 5 different cats.

Soon enough all the posts in the first page will have my personal images. And then.... >:C I'll feel really proud of myself

I'm too tired to write a proper post *yawn* welcometotheforumshopeyouenjoyyourstayandwhatnot haveanimage

Or an ice pick.

If you want to know why, check out all the welcomes I have given in the introduction section. (Basically, other threads in this section, my posts) But I will give you a hint. It's because so many people are giving out images these days.

True. I'm not afraid of eating the red meat. I'm way more afraid of what my family would do to me if I did. The next person has yet to go to the bathroom today.

False. I can't even hold them. Next person was on the Titanic.

Welcome to the forums! I wanted to comment on your thread but it's been taken hostage by world geography... Anyways, have an image! If you think this is all a pain, make sure to give my company a call! Then you can just name it whatever you want.

Welcome to the Forums! Hope you enjoy your stay. French, are you? I wish I could speak it, such a beautiful language ;-; I was supposed to have learnt it until I was told it was even more that a pain grammatically that my own (Portuguese). So now I only listen to french songs. Well, have an image!

Currently playing Shinigami no Kiss wa Wakare no Aji. (Symphonic rain as well, when I feel like it) It's your fault you have terrible taste. Of course people feel inclined to drop masterpieces upon you.

False. And I highly doubt said person would decide to go and admit it now on a random internet forum. Next person fought in the Vietnam.

False, I much prefer 1 colour. Too many is just annoying. The next person cannot drive.

Officer! Oh, hum... Let's play the guessing game. I give you 15 seconds to guess what I'm saying! *gestures random things* 10 seconds... *continues gesticulating* 5 seconds *goes for the cleaver and finishes the business* 0 seconds. That good enough an explanation for you? A duck, a cow, and the dead prime minister.

False. I'm afraid I'm not catholic, but I'm not one of those lads who goes around reading the Bible for the sake of criticizing it either. True, I like bitter drinks. I think they're actually sweet on the throat. The next person uses a pocket watch, instead of a more conventional wristwatch.

True, although only if I am rather sure they are dumber than I. Next person has gotten into trouble with the police before, even if you were innocent.

Officer, I don't really have the time to explain... but alright! I work at top secret lab but things went wrong When I was attempting to clone some of these children at first it worked but then a dragon came out (somehow) and ruined the lab I quickly put them all into my van went to buy some supplies and am currently heading for Area 51 these things need to be hidden quickly from humanity and whatnot. *gasps for air* Alright, see you later officer, I'm in a bloody hurry trying to stop the world from being destroyed! *pulls away from the police officer at full speed* Three different Yakuza bosses, the three top Gangster leaders, and the head of the Mafia.

False. I hate to be like that. Furthermore, I'm constipated right now. Next person has had lunch today.

Yes, officer? Ah, those are my children, they're twins and it's their birthday today. I brought the bear suit for their party. The head? That's for the "Teaching children about actors" segment. I wanna make sure everyone learns about these great people at the party. After all, they both want to grow up to be actors! *fake smile* Loads of cigarettes, 10 thousand (currency), 10 thousand (counterfeit money)

The rules technically state it won't happen, but I find that illogical. Also, Russian penalty is something that makes them unable to capture too many territories. To balance out the fact that they are a giant nation.

False. Money is important, do not waste it like that. Next person has been on a plane.

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It wouldn't have worked since everyone but Ohiowar made their move. I'm making this especially clear since I don't want the same issue with Germany invading Serbia happening again. (We technically lost 1 move in the middle of all that, the Austrian move)