Mr Poltroon

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Atlantic Ocean, near the Spanish Coast The command ship of the Irish Fleet November 1914 A Formal announcement from the countries of the Holy Alliance:

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome... That's all I've been doing the past few days. So many people ; but I suppose that's a good thing... I'm enraged now, so have an image! >

I'm way too late to the party to bother reading the actual OP. Let's just go with a standard greeting, Arachnophobiac. "Welcome to Fuwa! Hope you enjoy your stay!" ... Boring. Have an image!

need for carnage

and silver hair

True. I can indeed snap my fingers... on my right hand. Next person hates zebras.

Blame Edgar, he was the one who wrote that. And welcome aboard. We need anything we can get!

? What's suposed to be brilliant? Are you refering to the move? The roleplay? My incopetency? (By the way, what you just said is a sarcastic catchphrase of mine )

Bellow it's all of the roleplay I had hidden away in fear. I'b decided to share it. Including today's move. Scotland, Edinburgh Field Marshal Tiago Varela's Official Residence June, 1914 Scotland, Edinburgh British Army Headquarters in Edinburgh July, 1914 Scotland, Edinburgh British Army Headquarters in Edinburgh August, 1914 Ireland, Waterford Temporary British Army Headquarters in Waterford Septermber, 1914 The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland invades the French territories in Spain. (make sure to not invade any territory adjacent to Portugal) 7+43/10= 11 Atlantic Ocean A ship of the Irish Fleet October, 1914

Yes. If he contradicts himself he creates a syntax error, and we win. If he can no longer solve the game, we win as well.

Jeez, you seem to want to do everything. Well, wish you luck with that. ... If only I had half the motivation... *grumble grumble* Nevertheless, welcome to the forums! I hope you enjoy your stay! To welcome you, I have prepared a little something... Have an image!

Hum... Dunno. Or do I? I'll just let you guess.

I question your mathematical ability, sir. 18/4 = 4.5 Even if you round that up, there's no way you get 6. (And the rules state it should be rounded down) A country with 40 territories and one with 38 can have varying results when attacking, because 40/10= 4 and 38/10= 3. It would be unfair for Sweden to let this pass. (And it definitely has nothing to do with the Swedish being part of the Holy Alliance) *AHEM* Regarding different matters, the country has decided that official reports of the countries affairs shall be released to the public, as per request of Field Marshal Tiago Varela. As such, expect to receive a bunch of reports during my next move. (Basically, the role-play I've been too shy to show up until now will come on my next move )

"The King wishes to continue his fight for Britain. The Holy Alliance will stop the French conquest"

How late can I get?! *AHEM* Welcome to the forums. I most certainly hope you have a fantastic time here, since I sure do As welcome, and like many others, have an image!

Welcome to the forums, have fun and hope you enjoy your stay! I certainly hope you achieve your goal of learning Japanese... I've heard terrible stories of people who died trying. As welcome, have an image! (I'm havign difficulty writing original stuff ;-;

I agree with that, yeah. (I had something more to say but nevermind, it seems I was mistaken)

"The King does not suport the propaganda against France, however the angry resistance in french-Britain have already started making posters: *AHEM* As I said, this is NOT in any way suported by the British King. We only wish for there to be peace in the world." P.S. (Any anti-french propaganda present in this post are strictly for roleplaying porposes )

Accepted, welcome to the great Global Policeman of the world. "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland is being invaded. This shall not be tolerated. New generals shall be brought to combat the french threat. We fight to repell our French foes from our island. Troops shall be sent to repell this threat. Furthermore, the King formally announces the Holy Alliance, a coalition formed by the Great German Empire, by the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, by the Swedish Empire and by the Ottoman Empire to make a better Europe for everyone." The French will regret this, 4 commanders? Pft, we'll show you what we're made of. I attack the French on the British island.

"The King does not take kindly to the French expantionist nature. Expect to suffer the consequences. The country shall start by sending off the French invasors on the British territory. I shall do my bestest to mantain world peace" 5+44/10= 5+4=9 France loses 9 territories in Britain.

a real spoiler, after all it's just one of the 7 story lines, isn't it? And if so, then I guess the possibility of chosing her route is pretty obvious from the beginning, or is it not and I actually just received a pretty big spoiler? The spoiler here is:

Allow me to ask a question of certain relevance. Is the possibly image inside the box a fox, or a cat?

Welcome to the forums, lurker! Hope you enjoy your stay. I'm sure you're going to be a brilliant addition to the forums, consequently, have an image!

Welcome, welcome! Enjoy your stay on the forums! Please accept a welcome gift. Have an image: