EcchiOujisama

Mmmmmmm, yummy Rooke. Tastes likes chicken.

Macross. All of it. Even Zero. When you're familiar with the whole franchise Frontier and (16 episodes into) Delta are beyond tremendous. The original changed all of the rules for anime and Plus has greatly grown on me over the years. Kidou Senkan Nadesico, and then of course, my fansub of the Gekigangar 3 OVA. It's a different take on the genre, definitely made by fans for fans. If not, it certainly comes across that way. As people have mentioned, Evangelion and Gunbuster are both required viewing.

Much appreciated @Parallel Pain. I knew I was missing something in both of those. For HTML, click the <> button between the quote and smiley button for all of your HTML posting needs.

While you're doing Majikoi, A-1 has been released in English, and has a route with a certain ninja maid. And Benkei, who is far sexier than any maid in her service industry getup. The often overlooked classic Tokimeki Check-in! has a very attractive maid with several routes. About @littleshogun's suggestions, We Love Master is MUCH better than Little My Maid. MUCH better. While Yoakena has a maid, only the 15+ remake is in English. The 18+ version has not been translated. The voices were changed for the anime/15+ version too.

Well...if you're into traps you don't need games for that. Craigslist is full of them. Type t4m into the search bar and you'll find a whole bunch that are only 1 choice away from being your own 3D trap nukige. Even though choices don't come up quite like they do in games I'm told you don't need much more than "hey duud ill pee white in ur pooper" to trigger the H scene. Unlike the nasty fat chicks on Craigslist, who seem think a guy build like a Greek god with a 10" cock is going to waste his time banging them when the picture I see completely kills my arousal. Not that I've ever perused the w4m ads looking for something warmer than my trusty Fleshlight. *whistles innocently*

Whatever he's having, make mine a double.

Now I haven't gone through this one, and I was more interested in the miko aspect than the anal aspect, but it may be of interest to you. https://vndb.org/v378 I also seem to remember more anal that I was expecting in one of the older translated VNs. Idols Galore? Virgin Roster? Something from around that era. In addition to whatever game I'm thinking of there, Mio in Pick Me, Honey will only let you have her ass until you marry her. As a bonus, if memory serves she's supposed to be your first cousin to boot!

I too was surprised I got that far down the thread without anyone bringing it up. Of course, once you actually play it for 5 minutes you realize the idea of dubbing a VN into English is a terrible idea, even with Japanese voice talent. It was an intriguing idea on paper, just didn't work in real life. I'm still shocked so many people are brave/masochistic enough to put time into non-Japanese VNs. Ninja High School is the historical high point for westerners trying to do Japanese entertainment, and it's not exactly a high bar. If I ever made a VN, no one would know I'm not Japanese. Even if I had to write it in English and translate to Japanese, I'd hire Japanese artists, a Japanese composer, Japanese seiyuu and sell it on Japanese websites. Then, perhaps I would "magically" pull an English version out of my ass and offer that up a month or two later. I'm sure I don't even want to know what awful amateur hour crap was pulled to record Japanese voices for an English VN. Can they even afford a few decent seiyuu on their budget? In all seriousness, Japanese seiyuu charge quite a premium for their time, to say nothing of the cost of doing professional recording. No OELVN I've ever heard of has that kind of budget. Even Monmusu Quest, a runaway success as far as indies go in Japan, can barely cut the check needed to get a little "hora, hooooooooooora." Western developers have already shown they can't compete on quality, so they need to be different, not amp up the wannabe factor. Which is why I fully expect the upcoming Sakura Sucks to feature the staff brutally butchering the Japanese language. It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Yes, it is true! My first fansub has dropped! What is it praytell? The fansub you never knew you needed! The absolute bestest release of the Gekigangar 3 OVA there will ever be! (Unless someone who shall remain nameless gets around to releasing a BD at some point) What can I say? It's a labor of love for my dear Kidou Senkan Nadesico. Full details, including the only way you can currently get your hands on it, at the official red carpet premier! https://ecchioujisama.wordpress.com/2016/10/09/gekigangar-3-ova-drops-to-day/

I couldn't find the original GIF, so this will have to do.

How you do it: Not how you do it:

Perhaps because she is loyal, attractive, caring and always going out of her way to offer herself to you? Generally speaking I like that in a woman. Kyudo cultivates a strong mind and character, which as a martial artist myself tells me I can trust her with my children. Unlike most 3D women I know, she is able to drop the BS and become completely serious when the situation requires it, a minor example of what I mean. I would say Miyako is infinitely preferable to loser dog Barkgirl that is so flat one cannot tell the back from the front. Trying to tsuki that is most baka indeed. Hee hee, I made a funny. Hopefully twdarkeh doesn't mind given how off the rails most of this thread is, but the main reason I came back just now was to plug a need for a little slave labor on my Majikoi Drama CD TL project, and this thread gets a lot more traction than mine. No Japanese required, I just need someone to do some copy/paste action to check part of it against the original Majikoi to verify how much of it this team already translated. Anyone who may want to help out and speed up the release can check it out here:

You know who doesn't finish prematurely? Rance.

As you guys may have seen, I'm taking a stab at translating Majikoi Drama CD vol.1. I opened up one of the files this morning and I feel like I'm missing that two of them are talking about just enough to botch the translation. These are the little vignettes that play when you quit the game. With the Chris segment, I think there is some kind of reference to that Yamatomaru samurai drama she likes going over my head and screwing it up. @n represents line breaks. For the Miyako segment, it's like there is a sexual reference or other allusion I'm not getting screwing it up. Putting words into Jisho it implies I'm kinda in the ballpark, but it just doesn't feel right when I look at.

Damn straight! I've got 10 yen to chip in right here!

I'm still waiting for Maji de Miyako ni Koishinasai. The anime promised me with 48 ero scenes with Miyako! Besides, as she told us the PTA says I can't distinguish between the video games and reality, so if I do H things with Miyako in the game I will starting H things with Miyako in real life. It'd totally fork over 10,800 yen or whatever the current going rate is for a high end eroge for a real Miyako. It better happen. Even if it's just the 48 scene 2D version.

Well, it's official now. What have I gotten myself into?

I had to look at these files a few times (remember starting from ground zero here) but I think I've got the idea. Each file covers a different part of the script and I just the edit second line of the .txt files with the English translations, right? What happens when that's done?

I'm going to overcum it.

Is it long? If the Bible and War and Peace aren't good reference points for Filipinos, I'd estimate twice as long as Grisaia no Kajitsu. I got bored with it and never finished it so I can't say for sure. Definitely longer than Clannad. There is no English version now. There is an English version in progress. The last update at alternativeprojects.wordpress.com was almost 5 months ago. It does not sound like it will come out anytime soon.

You want unpopular opinions? I got unpopular opinions. Here's one. You know what Wanko is? She's not the best grill (that's the Hulk Hogan grill), she's not the best girl (that's Ben Kei (two words as the bartender) or Nee-san or Miyako or Mayumayu or Seiso-haou or Ageha-san or Yadon or Karin) or even the best pet (Tatsu or Koyuki). She's just a useless whiny loser who gave up because she couldn't cut the mustard one time. Did Ronald Reagan give up because he didn't become President the first time? Did Ronda Rousey quit just because Dr. De Mars told her she sucked that one time she lost in that one piddlyass judo tournament that was only seen by the parents of the participants? No! She got back up, said "fuck you Mom, I'm gonna do it, that's it, period!" and got an Olympic medal and two world titles to shove up her ass. Now she's a fucking movie star. You want to know what improves athletic performance? It sure as hell isn't that lameass crap you came up with it. It's growth hormone, testosterone propinate, trenbolone and anavar if you're female with more than 5% body fat. Or you embrace the dark side like Shakadou-san. Or you can raise your toukon the EcchiOujisama way, doing 1000 suburi everyday for 1000 consecutive days. That works too. I know because I did it. You know what didn't get the job done? (Insert diet here.) But the paths of both haou and toukon are just too much for our little pet dog. Oh sure, you can teach her to go fetch or show up when you blow the whistle, but that's all she's good for. Yamato should just cover his dick with peanut butter, blow the whistle and get it over with. "Yeah, that's it, right there, lick up those Scooby SnacksTM Wanko!" Assuming he didn't already do that in the Drama CD games, haven't gone through those yet. I would say I feel sorry for Hideo, but he can and will do better. She is a disgrace to Ekate's voice and should be ashamed of herself.