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Valmore

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  1. I hear he is rather fond of the curvaceous female posterior, he really can't prevaricate about that fact.
  2. I'd say the 18+ isn't just for the cursing but also for the bloody violence. What will be harder is explaining why a meathead actor is portraying the smooth-talking Gambit...
  3. So... admit it. Some of the things we've complained about are some of the things we also like. I'll admit it, I'm a sucker for the childhood friend. Maybe because at one time I wished I had ended up with my childhood friend.
  4. The common route in Grisaia is one of the best I've read and it's the highlight of that VN. Wish they had put as much effort in the endings.
  5. I have to think hard, as after about the fifth bad dialogue set I now tend to just check out the h-scene(s) and skip the text. I guess some of Grisaia's sex dialogue was okay... maybe? I didn't read it too thoroughly.
  6. Valmore

    Hi

    That's Rise from Princess Evangile. It's a decent enough read, much waifu choices.
  7. Nope, it has nothing about your ability to perform. Reference my "Needs to be like Sting to fuck like that" statement. The vast majority of people are not Kama Sutra/Tantric masters. Depending on a girls' energy level and willingness she may be able to go for awhile, but not all women are lucky to be blessed with easy multiple orgasms, and most guys need time to recharge to get a good second round going. (A lot of girls need some extra time for that second jolt as well, if the guy can manage to make it happen.) It generally leads to very boring sex in that case. Guy is trying to keep his second hard-on from failing while girl is thinking about what groceries she needs to buy and hopes he isn't rubbing her too raw down there. And I've yet to read good dialogue in h-scenes. Give "Endless Summer" credit - they just flash through one or two h-scenes with no dialogue and you know the protagonist and heroine had sex.
  8. In honor losing another great classic rocker...
  9. Ah, I recall seeing a translation was finished on that recently. I don't have the game though, so it's academic...
  10. That looks like fun. What game is that?
  11. Confession: Everyone here will hate me, but I managed to snag a most awesome wife. Likes comics, science fiction, computer games, has red hair and was mean to me at first but came to love me, so she's a tsundere.
  12. Why didn't you pick the awesome custom-made Ivanova avatar I submitted? She's always right you know.
  13. Kenjii ending in Katawa Shoujo. Like, WTF - okay, you didn't manage to impress any girls, but really, you're going to drink on the roof with that madman, Hisao? Go fap in your room or sit by Rin anyway, she won't care. Heck sit by Rin and fap, not like she can stop you...
  14. Okay, bored. Going to try a new game and see if it sticks. Basically, I'll start by typing in "I'm putting on <artist>" and the artist is a musician, band, etc. The next person first types in "Crank up <song>" with it being a song by the artist. Then they type "I'm putting on <artist>" and we go from there. EXAMPLE: "I'm putting on Gin Blossoms." "Crank up Allison Road. I'm putting on Kitaro." And so on and so forth. So here goes nothing: I'm putting on Aerosmith.
  15. Because it can never be said enough: Guys do not ejaculate massive amounts of semen during sex. Your typical male spurts out about a teaspoon of semen. Not nearly enough to drench the poor heroine in a sea of briny cum. Most guys are not going to be able to have sex 2-4 times in one session. Especially not virgin protagonists. You have to be like Sting to be able to fuck like that. Most guys are not Sting. They need time to recharge. AND, even if the guy does manage a second go-round, he does NOT spurt forth even more semen than the first time. It's almost always less. Cum together? Right now? No, just me. (The Beatles would kill me.) It's very rare the two people rutting manage to cum together. And it's also really hard to try and time it by holding back just so it can happen. It's stupid. Know what happens? One person cums at a time. If it's the guy then hopefully the girl has already came, otherwise she may end up disappointed. If it's the girl, she can hope for a multiple, or endure the guy until he finally climaxes. Phrases never heard from the girl during sex: "Your cum, it's so warm." "Let's cum together." "You're tearing me apart, but since it's you I can bear it." "Fill me with your love juices." "It's so big."
  16. I'm rarely on Skype, which is probably frustrating to no ends... I want the good old days of AIM back...
  17. Did you steal Nikki, too?
  18. Valmore

    Hi

    I told you how to get senpai to notice you? Or is it that I'm also senpai?
  19. Valmore

    Hi

    Dude, you score awesome points just for using poppycock in a sentence. You score one pic for that. You also score points with me for Akiha and Sakura. Congrats on moving up onii-chan's list! Have fun and welcome!
  20. I use waifu to fulfill by hidden desire to be an old school Mormon and have lots of wives.
  21. RIDER IS BEST GIRL!!! Oh, hi. Anyone else follow up Finally... with "it's happened to me" or was it just old fart me? Anyhow, enjoy your time here. Free hair ruffles in the Colosseum.
  22. Nyaa nyaa sounds too much like a taunt. I would prefer meow meow. I'm all for it. In fact, I don't think many couples actually start out dating while being in love. Usually it's an exploration between the two on some sort of attraction they find in each other, to see if there is the potential for love if everything goes right. In other words, trial and error. So the real question is, if the person asks and you accepted, what is it that made you accept? Either there's something in the person that you felt was worth exploring into possibly having a relationship with, possibly falling in love someday. Or, you just can't say no for some reason. 21 + 21 = ?
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