Ranzo

G-senjou no Maou

Easily one of the most beautiful love songs I've ever heard.

Not even after a hundred times, the booty tells no lies https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62698394

Confession. I know I get depressed and down and out about things but I've got a pretty decent life. I've got some friends and people who love and care about me which is more than some people before me have. I'm alone right now but I'm a pretty good looking guy with a "interesting" personality and a absolutely stellar taste in music. I guess what I'm looking for is a woman who can make a smart decision and choose me for me.

I'd be there if you bought my ticket and flew me down there Hey if you find yourself in San Antonio for San Japan hit me upQ

Finished Ruuko's route in toheart This song really meshes with her route well. It's a bit of a shame that her route didn't end with me as some galactic overlord though That's four routes down and five to go baby! Don't you think you've won!

I'll probably give this a pass myself but here is a song about a train

I hate high schools. I hate school representatives. I hate the archetypal glasses girl. I hate childhood friends. I hate promises made to childhood friends. I hate boring ass, dumbass, protagonists. I hate the shitty best friend character whose only reason for existing is to make the boring ass, dumbass, protagonist look better by comparison. I hate shitty writing in the sex scenes. I hate how every single heroine is a virgin with no sexual experience whatsoever. I hate annoying sister/not my sister characters who won't just fuck off! I hate any character who talks in third person. May they be impaled by rusty spikes. I hate characters who have some unspecified malady that makes them weak all the time and then die suddenly. I hate neo tsunderes. I hate how most women in the sex scenes hardly seem to be enjoying themselves at all? I hate pointless misunderstandings. I hate when two characters decide to just ignore each other instead of having an actual fucking discussion. I hate characters who interrupt two other characters important conversation mid sentence. I hate how they treat the interruption as a cue for the conversation being over even though they can totally still talk. Finish what you were fucking saying! I hate the complete lack of knowledge about how birth control works. I hate when two characters announce that they will love each other forever, even though they are still only in high school and they've only actually started dating. I hate negativity.

I've watched this like over six times already

OHHH FUCK YEAH DOGGG!!! I know this is just the PV but it looks totally killer!! @MaggieROBOT

Great, just great. Now with your return I know we are in our last days.

Sounds like you need to git gud scrub!

I guess it's that time again. But, honestly I don't prefer it over the regular stuff it's just another way to get off when it comes down to it. I don't think it's superior in any way and most of it can be as boring as anything else. Quite a bit of hentai is just filled with mindless/ugly rape scenes with terrible dialogue to go along with it. A lot of the voice "talent" often sounds more like a cacophony of garbled, disjointed, screeching than a woman enjoying herself sexually. Does it still make for wank material? Sure thing, Skippy. Is there worse things to ride your hog to? You got it, Big Daddy!

The most we can hope for is to be the loser friend whom makes the boring protag look good.

Yeah it's a real mouthful. Well, if the anime is going to be as fucked as the manga then you are in for a super fun time.

When I found out that Happy Sugar Life was being made into a series I wasn't really quite sure what to say but, I am really interested in seeing how it turns out.

So uh some of the stills from the new Jurassic Park movie are very uh...interesting

Hey, Ranzo here! Welcome to the site and all that jazz! Just don't go talkin' it though okay? What kind of stuff having you been writing?

Decided to go and buy Gahkthun and Fatal Twelve. I might throw down for something else later on but this is it for now.

Koko the gorilla who learned sign language and spoke to our hearts is dead. It feels like we just lost a worldwide treasure. First Snooty the manatee and now Koko is dead. We are running out of beloved animals. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2018/06/21/koko-the-beloved-gorilla-that-learned-to-communicate-using-sign-language-has-died/?utm_term=.4e3dcaa20d30 “Her impact has been profound and what she has taught us about the emotional capacity of gorillas and their cognitive abilities will continue to shape the world.” Here, have some tears.

Gather around and listen you vagabonds and whores of war, to the legend of Ranzo.