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Mr Poltroon

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  1. Where the rules are left ambiguous, it is left for the gamemaster to decide. Unless you're interested in being shot, and then shot again?
  2. One mustn't make guesses without evidence. I just gathered the evidence, allowing me to make a deduction.
  3. Then you must be male. I understand, any man that were to look at my avatar would assume Edgeworth is from some kind of Yaoi, much the same way any woman would assume he's from an Otome game.
  4. Precisely the same. Except maybe I don't like horror, but psychological horror instead.
  5. But it would also allow other potential players to take over, riiiight? As in, a civil war of some kind or a new leader takes command, that kind of thing.
  6. Just because Ouraaiba is madly in love with me, which is only natural, it doesn't mean I reciprocate his feelings.
  7. There's this question I have, just how many territories did I have before the attack, and how many do I have now? I constantly counted 33 or 34, so I thought it'd be 3+4, not 2+4.
  8. Infallible logic right there.
  9. "I sold my soul for a watermelon" 02/11/14

  10. The King Tiag of Varela "The Penguin" has died of old age! His son Tiago of Varela takes the throne. He's about as fickle as his father, much to the dismay of the Saxons. The Anglo-Saxons already know how to put up with the nonsense, however. "Orders, my lord? Well... I've heard the Chinese were pretty pissed off at my father... right? So let's attack them! Wait, on the other hand, the Huns seem to have gone berserk, and that's hardly a good thing. I'm not about to let Britannia fall after so much shed blood. Hmm~~ Write a letter to the Franks, if at all possible, we'd like to request their cooperation in combating the Huns. We can make compromises as requested. Make sure to make it abundantly clear how useless the Chinese are to combat the Hun threat. Very well, your lordship. And the armies? Until we hear word from the Franks, we are to conquer Welsh lands and continue attacking the Chinese Empire, but only on Lusitania. I couldn't care less about what they do with Roman lands. I am confident the Sassanids will strive to fight the Huns, if they, or any other countries, request our cooperation, tell me immediately. I only have a bone to pick with the Chinese, the rest of Europe is fine as is. So you're basically trying to turn the world against the Chinese, which only just arrived? Well, if they gave me their tea stores... I suppose I could cease all attacks on them and head for the Huns instead. Until then, we'll take possession of Lusitania." Unfortunately for the Saxons, the King doesn't seem to be paying any attention to the Huns, even though Danish lands are right next to them. Scared and left to their own devices, the Saxons start making war equipment and mounting up defences like there's no tomorrow.
  11. Little Busters'! "Love-Love Hunter" originally appears in Air. This, I didn't know. Or it may be a common term. I just thought it funny when I heard it all of a sudden.
  12. Penguiness taken care of. Now let's set this cravat back straight.

  13. I've now finished the first route in Air, Misuzu's. At least for now. It was wonderful. The common route messing around and the comedy was marvelous. The route itself didn't have much romance... It had lots of cute but nothing romantic until right at the end.
  14. No... But I can start sliding and triple my speed. Happy Birthday to Bernkastel, who hasn't logged in since the day he made an account. See? I wouldn't dream of making an off-topic comment.
  15. It's almost as if they knew I was aiming for Lusitania... The plan is decided. The Saxons are to combat the Chinese. All of us.
  16. I see Air is not on your list, and that's a Key VN, so it might be good. Similarly old, One ~Kagayaku Kisetsu e~ isn't on your list. It's pretty much a Key game like Air, but with much more inconclusive endings, I'll be forced to admit. Both of these have Tsunderes, but you have so much control over what you do you can even chose not to piss them off or avoid them completely most of the time. A Profile is yet another old-ish game. It doesn't have a tsundere (unless I forgot, and that's not a good sign) and the protagonist is... someone I really ended up liking by the end of it. He may get on your nerves sometimes, Emiya Shirou style. Beware of incest. You may try the Da Capo games. All of which romances. Tsundere sister included. She won't physically harm you as most tsunderes like to do nowadays. She's just really spiteful. Beware of incest. On the double, potentially. If My Heart Had Wings is conspicuously missing from your list. Unless you're just waiting for a proper translation. Ageha's route is unreadable, the rest of them are mostly decent, though nonsensical lines and sloppy translations are all over the place. That's it for Romances I can think of.
  17. Ah, the Chinese are here. Absolutely marvelous! The tea has arrived! My aspirations and dreams have been completed! In one lifetime as well!
  18. You didn't make that painfully clear, though. Anyhow, what they did was what I consider to be a good thing. They used the prequel to make the sequel better for those who had played said prequel. Making fun of things is just Danganronpa's style as well. I don't think it's that unusual, really. Umineko did the same. Then again, Umineko made a point of criticizing pretty much every mystery book/game/thing on the planet.
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