Kenshin_sama

Confession: It's not April 1st for me yet.

Confession: I lost my 2D loli virginity to Ilya. :>

Making good progress so far on Crusaders Quest. I almost have one hero at max level and somehow manged to acquire a super awesome healer. ^^ Working on getting a legendary wizard class right now, but it's turning out to be one hell of a challenge. I finally got to the last stage in a dungeon where I can unlock her, but I can't complete it. I should probably start working on another dps class since the ones I'm bringing there are kinda slop. It sucks when you only have two decent heroes and one of them can't enter. Guess I'll have to start grinding for another one, but it'll be worth it to get that wizard class. Hopefully I'll have one ready before the dungeon locks. Edit: Woah, I got an A tier hunter. That should help out tremendously with getting the wizard. Now I just gotta level him up. ;_; They're giving out free premium contracts today as part of April 1st, lol.

Ask for her 3 sizes and threaten to call the cops if she doesn't answer.

If you're up for supernatural romance, try Karin. If you watched the anime or have some kind of familiarity with it, you can expect a different experience from the manga. I did like the adaption of it, but it's more of a silly, rom-com rendition to something that originally had a dark story (apparently the mangaka wanted it this way). The heroine is one heck of an oddball with her blood gushing vampire setup, but she's a lovable sweetheart. The plot is pretty interesting too, though the ending will either be a hit or a miss. It felt kinda odd to me, but I was able to come to terms with how the story concluded. At the very least, it was something you usually don't find in this particular genre. http://myanimelist.net/manga/387/Karin

Sugoi. This artist can draw some really awesome tits! The twins are a wonderful bonus.

Hey, guys. I might not be on Osu for a little while. My hands are starting to hurt a little and I don't wanna take my chances with anything. Also, give this map a try. It's pretty fun to play and the song is awesome. https://osu.ppy.sh/s/274945

Not anticipating this. Steins;Gate will probably continue to be the only good anime adaption in this series. Still, if it does turn out to have a solid director and composition writer, I might give it a shot. After hearing about this announcement, I guess I have a little more incentive to start reading Chaos;Head, lol.

Confession: I've actually never seen a motorcycle taxi before. If I did, I'd probably never ride one. ;^^ But they are a problem in the US also. Motorcycle riders be like "muh freedoms", haul ass on busy roads, and get in an accident. Real slick.

Please don't let this be a misunderstanding. She was just... helping me with my homework! Then we both got tired and went to sleep. ;^^ (Oh god, bad ending.)

Well, the title definitely pulled me in. But I haven't seen this video yet, so I guess I learned something new? Banana and Nutella, pfft haha.

Confession: Apparently I like 70's and 80's music more than my mom does.

6/10 Eh, alright, I didn't actually put much effort into that one. Here's something better. One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: "Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

Hint: It's a play on words. Read it 5 more times and you might get it.

4 days later and it's still an open question. I wonder why.

I have once, and it was glorious. Oh man, incest has always been a big theme for me in hentai, and this manga handles it perfectly. This manga takes a great approach with the sex by giving it a bit of a dark-toned atmosphere, and it even gives the heroine a cute little backstory to add to her appeal. Her poses are soooo damn sexy too, oh my god. https://www.fakku.net/manga/natsumitsu-x-harem-ch3-english I was strangely turned on by how long she sucks the protagonist's dick too. I usually don't like dick sucking that much, but this was an exception.

6.5/10 Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Edit: Ah, you beat me to it. :> You're the 2nd person to ask me that. Okay, here it is. It's an interesting read, and pretty weird setting too. Kamimura is love. http://myanimelist.net/manga/28537/Classmate_Kamimura_Yuuka_wa_Kou_Itta.

And I take it that's why you gave Shuffle a 10? For me, I'll consider it a good anime if it can stay consistently entertaining. Surprisingly enough, that standard isn't entirely high up there, as I'd even regard something like Dog Days a good anime. Most people probably wouldn't, but there wasn't a single episode where I wasn't entertained despite its disingenuous storyline. Though I can consider something like that good, my ideal anime would need characters that I can feel a deep sense of attachment to (Gintama, Steins;Gate, NHK) or involve some kind of ideology I can wrap my mind around (Gatchaman Crowds, Paranoia Agent).

Well, I wouldn't be around on this forum and missing out on an awesome community. And yep, I'd likely be watching anime and playing video games too, lol. I still do that, just not as often as I did before I got into VNs.

Nyao

Here you go. Haven't read any of these myself, but I can't really think of anything off the top of my head that I've read before (haven't read futa in a while). They seem pretty decent though. http://exhentai.org/g/461519/e574fd5160/(there's a few chapters after this if you like the 1st one). http://exhentai.org/g/64689/e9d00a46f6/ http://exhentai.org/g/558305/7ea9ac8931/