Mr Poltroon

But I did notice (not that I think I was particularly accurate). I certainly wasn't referring to you there. Nosebleed and zhurai were those I was mostly referring to, since they may actually have read it, but I wouldn't know. I know Beato, you, Kaguya and Down read it.

Something with tuna, I'd wager. I should try some kind of pizza with sausages... That'd double it's awesomeness, I'm sure of it!

I do hope the moderators are able to find their thanks in the middle of that mess. I know I spent half an hour writing a post to thank the moderators and am left terribly unsure whether they read it or not. (I mispelled a moderator's name to the point it was unrecognizable and just left it lying there. As expected, noone called me out on it) The party was great though. Some real partying went down over there.

I got the 500th reply, not post. And I didn't lurk, I just came back with fantastic timing.

Do you actually believe he has such a thing as a heart?

Alright, 500th post. Achievement get!

This is quite the party. It seems that Tay's predictions turned out to be correct, regarding the amount of gifs.

Were you not the one who incited this?

This is how rumors and misconceptions are born. Someone says something out of context and then everyone's gossiping about it, with all the wrong details, of course. Nosebleed and madvanced both want to go to the same course. They both failed this year, and they both will try again the following year. Since they both live in Portugal, it would not be unthinkable for such to happen. Now watch me getting my facts wrong and feeding the falsities.

As I'm "exotic" I doubt it's much harder than mine.

Now that Tay took a break from overwatching the thread, the spammage commences. I see, how sly.

Congratulations, you were the 400th post.

Yes... Yes. Now these are some useless posts. Keep at it, lads.

Call in the professionals, eh?

Time to hurry up then. Chop Chop, chaps.

Persuasive as always.

Of course it is. For 24 hours. Now start posting, we haven't even gotten 500 posts yet.

It took you people long enough. How could you possibly forget this sketch?

Yet you manage to continue spamming. Genius.

The comfort of my sofa, 'cause who needs a chair in front of a desk?

As I said, while my name is Tiago. Tiago F Varela, calling me Tiag is fine if you don't know better. I chose Tiagofvarela because TiagoFVarela looks hideous to me and because I want a name I can use everywhere. They stop being the same name when they aren't equal in the amount of key strokes and spaces and letters. Just try to understand that Carlos Fernando Luís Maria Victor Miguel Rafael Gabriel Gonzaga Xavier Francisco de Assis José Simão is different from Carlosfernandoluísmariavictormiguelrafaelgabrielgonzagaxavierfranciscodeassisjosésimão. I think noone would read it correctly if it were that. I don't. People call me Tiag when I haven't told them how to pronounce it yet. Afterwards I tell them how it is. When I initially wrote this name I had no idea people read it like that. I don't mind, but I'd rather have people I often talk to call me by the correct name.

Excuse me... Wait, no... What exactly do you mean?

Exactly, but I don't. It's my choice that my name is like this. (I think capital letters in the middle of a name look hideous) Tiagofvarela and TiagoFVarela are pronounced read differently, so they clearly aren't the same name.