Zakamutt

He's so busy he accidentally spelled "in" as "on". There's our magnificent nay~

Honestly Kanade's route touched me most, but that's probably due to personal resonance with a certain scene.

"If you find fun in being with others, it's probably because they make you happy and you make them happy in turn. Happiness begets happiness like that." Writer: Yuuto Tonokawa Komari's route -Komari, Little Busters

Thank god posts aren't counted here or the multiposting would be even more gay speaking of gay <solidbatman> my bed might be gay <solidbatman> it touches me all night in hindsight how does he know his bed is male

Zu-chan is in this one too <nohman> You've played Tales of Xillia right, Zu? <nohman> I've been playing it for part of the day. <AxionAzure> not yet <AxionAzure> but I own it <nohman> ah, okay. <AxionAzure> it's on my games backlog * Kaisos has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) <AxionAzure> Tales games kinda require some patience <nohman> Last tales game I played was Symponia <nohman> *ph <AxionAzure> but I do hear Tales of Xillia plays nice <Zakamutt> symponya <Zakamutt> gogo * Kaisos ([email protected]) has joined <nohman> It's alright. <nohman> Hard mode is a little silly. <AxionAzure> Symponya, a tale of having sympathy for ponies <nohman> I'm pretty sure it's just extra health, nothing more. <Zakamutt> the ultimate brony sim <Zakamutt> one brony, against a WORLD THAT REJECTS HIM, fights on! <Zakamutt> #insertjrpgplotparody <AxionAzure> join this epic adventure <AxionAzure> prepare for the action <Flutterz> >jrpgplot <Zakamutt> tagline <Flutterz> icwutudidthar <AxionAzure> ride to the sunset with your ponies <Zakamutt> "What if I told you... ponies are real?" * cozziekuns ([email protected]) has joined <AxionAzure> "Game of the Year for the next five years" -IGN <Flutterz> "Greatest story told by mankind" -Obama <AxionAzure> "When this game was announced, it made sense! Now... it makes even more sense!" <nohman> That almost sounds like a real quote. <Zakamutt> "After the pony fighting game, we thought it couldn't get any worse. <Zakamutt> We were right." <Zakamutt> "All we need now is for someone to add ponies to touhou." <Flutterz> "Ponies everything." <Zakamutt> Score: Pony our of 10 <Flutterz> "Ponies everything." -Tagline for the newest console, the Pony Slaystation <nohman> ^checks out <nohman> legit pun <AxionAzure> lol <Zakamutt> "Bronies cause massive riot as name of Sony's new console is announced" <Zakamutt> IT LOOKS LIKE NOT ALL BRONIES HAVE UNDERSTOOD THE WHOLE FRIENDSHIP AND MAGIC BIT. <Zakamutt> At xpm today, a demonstration of violent protesters raised banners containing their pony waifus and charged the Sony headquarters. <nohman> "Friendship, how does it work" - ICP <AxionAzure> "My Little Pony mounts announced for Final Fantasy XIV, Chocobos might be replaced" <Flutterz> "Brony riot dissipated with the help of threats to draw r34" <Kirby54729_> >implying people ride their chocobos in XIV <nohman> I don't think that would dissipate a crowd of bronies <AxionAzure> "PETA slams the Pony Slaystation" <nohman> "Made out of actual ponies" - PETA <Zakamutt> "Sony staff were later found assassinated." it is assumed a secretive group of Bronies, the "Cloppers", did the deed. <AxionAzure> "Valve announced crossover: Left 4 Ponies to Die" <Flutterz> "Ponies were harmed in the naming of this console." <AxionAzure> "America has the first brony president in 2016" <Zakamutt> "Why This Is Just A Silly Pun And People Should Chill Out" - Gaming blog. Comments instantly turn into shit. <Flutterz> "Russia furious, one-ups the USA by electing the first pony president in 2016." <Zakamutt> "US begins experiments attempting to produce sapient ponies" <Zakamutt> "East Asian researchers rumored to already have succeeded, but many regard it as a hoax, what with that guy claiming he'd done human cloning before and all." <AxionAzure> "Bronies protest on the streets requesting equal rights - Police responds with violence" <Zakamutt> "Bronies increasingly splintered between violent and nonviolent factions." <Flutterz> "Ponies are people too, claim Brony protestors." <Flutterz> "Violent Brony riot breaks out after a failed attempt to love and tolerate." <AxionAzure> "Bronies threaten to sue people who eat brownies because the words are similar" <Zakamutt> "Brony president declares that all who are not bronies will have been 'loved and respected the shit out of' by 2020." <AxionAzure> by the way, this has to be the most stupid thing I've seen on this channel in over half a year <AxionAzure> lol <nohman> Don't make it sound like you're issuing a challenge, Zu. <Flutterz> "Russia's pony president declares that all those who refuse to love and tolerate will be sent to Syberia." <AxionAzure> hahah <nohman> Though, honestly, I'd be hard pressed to come up with something stupidier than this and keep it up for as long as this *is* going on. <nohman> also *more stupid <AxionAzure> but it was you who started it <AxionAzure> Symponya's your creation! <Flutterz> >stupidier <AxionAzure> this is simply called a chain reaction <Flutterz> is that someone who stupids? <nohman> Way too late on that, Flutterz. <Flutterz> I was looking at other things D: <nohman> Also, I disavow all political and legal affiliations to Symponya

To be honest, both Kanade and Riho are pretty equal on the "true ending" aspect in my opinion. No idea which one was picked for FDs or whatever, but still. Also, while the sideroutes are of... questionable quality, at least they are short. <--- read Kanade last because kuutsundere is DOWANT so first

Don't worry, those lolis were from one of the multitude of other dimensions in his stomach. All the lolis there have no fear and are immune to pain, and get happy when another loli dies. It's a pretty weird place.

As you can see, there's snow all over this thing. I also used my favorite character (specifically, her name).

The Long March Toward Yuriness ...ok, serious... I've never watched angel beats, and I won't - saving myself for the vn and stuffs. Given that, might not participate in this if it gets too AB'y. Ah wells. time to throw shit out A Dream In The Nightmare Nightmares In The Dream //depends on just how dark it is //music stuff A Discordant Melody A Piercing Aria Symphonic Soul //plx, symphonic rain, plx, totes reailstic Random Failure #5 The Ones We Love Healing What Is Broken That Which Is Ours for the lulz: A Diamond In The Fluff A Floaty Sensation Walking On Air Barbed Fluff The Second Fuwapocalypse (because reasons) The Fuwa Experiment The Fluffy Bunch Fluff And Tumble

So this is why they call them naoleen

Yayyyy! In celebration, here's the other loli I considered for this:

Warning: terrible, graphic content <hotsauce2000> So what's up with you, AxionAzure ? <AxionAzure> I'm making a list of pick-up lines to use on Zaka <AxionAzure> of course I plan to convert them to kyuuto igirisu before that <hotsauce2000> Sexy <krill> have you tried "hey wanna come to my place and see my handcuff,and riding crop collection?" <Zakaaeru> my dick just died, can I bury it in your ass <AxionAzure> :< <solidbatman> nice <AxionAzure> I'm trying to find cheesy ones lol <AxionAzure> but that one's really funny <krill> "im thinking of starting a company and i have a position youd be perfect for" <Zakaaeru> Did it hurt? When they threw you out of hell? <Zakaaeru> Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I just date rape you? <krill> "have you lost weight or just suffer from intestinal parasites?" <Zakaaeru> How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to kill baby seals <Zakaaeru> Nica shoes, can I fuck them? <Zakaaeru> nice <AxionAzure> ザカキュンはひどいです T~T <Zakaaeru> はいはい * SubjectZero has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) <Gavisi> "Hey there, wanna upgrade my three and a half inch floppy to a hard drive?" <krill> "can i shove you in a cloth bag and use you as a dakimura?" * Vemocleus copies these down perfectly for personal use. Sure-fire. <Gavisi> nothing can go wrong <AxionAzure> >"can i shove you in a cloth bag and use you as a dakimura?" <AxionAzure> lol <Zakaaeru> pretty good yeah <krill> thanx i am proud of that one <Zakaaeru> more complex: "I can see straight away that you have a great personality *look at stomach area*" <Zakaaeru> prolly only works on fat girls <AxionAzure> I just tweeted it as if it was mine lol <AxionAzure> nah, didn't say it was mine, but I kinda wanted to :< <Zakaaeru> You have pretty eyes, I want to fuck them <krill> "theres a space on my bishoujo figure shelf with your name on it" <Zakaaeru> my favorite color is blood, what is your favorite color? <Zakaaeru> I guess that might work on some goth <krill> i happen to be a goth and yes that woulda work when i was younge and single lol <Zakaaeru> :I'm going to rape you, so you might as well make it easier for yourself and date me" <AxionAzure> I thought of so many good ones in Portuguese that make no sense in English <Zakaaeru> lol <AxionAzure> that's frustrating. <krill> "you remind me of my mom, how about you come back to my place for a rufficolada" <Zakaaeru> alright, I have no idea what a rufficolada is * L4ST has quit () <Vemocleus> lol <krill> pinacolada containg ruffinala the daterape drug <hotsauce2000> All this talk of rape is making me hungry <AxionAzure> go buy some nukige <krill> " i have seven voices in my head and they wanna know if you like gangbangs " <Zakaaeru> I dare anyone to post this on irc epic quotes <Zakaaeru> everyone* <AxionAzure> sounds like you want that to happen, huh? <Zakaaeru> yes <AxionAzure> then do it yourself lol <Zakaaeru> but <AxionAzure> I'll be involved in another embarrassing epic quotes post <Zakaaeru> the minute I do that my weirdness quotient increases by at least holy fuck <AxionAzure> the third in a week... <AxionAzure> so, who's gonna do it? I am

I can edit stuff. Not a style guide, more a flow and feel guy. I'm in the GMT+1, CET, timezone though. Probably available for 50-something lines a day at the very least. I do have other commitments though */me looks at sometimes clever*. Also http://puu.sh/5JmAp.png Why

[16:34:36] DrKleiner: GODDAMN POWER SURGES [16:34:40] Lewycool: Lewycool blushes [16:34:50] DrKleiner: MIKA AND TATSUYA WERE ABOUT TO GO AT IT BUT NOOOO [16:35:28] DrKleiner: "I see you're eagerly waiting for this H scene and haven't saved in a while. It would be a shame if... a surge happened" [16:35:59] Timo (Nayleen) S.: First world porn problems...

<AxionAzure> by the way, I bugged the subway attendant the other day! <Zakaaeru> for a chocolate sub? <AxionAzure> nah, I bugged them by asking a sandwich with infinite bacon <Zakaaeru> lol <AxionAzure> asked for a bacon one, with extra bacon and twice the bacon <AxionAzure> and they started making ridiculous calcs to know how much bacon they should put in it <Zakaaeru> "sorry, we only have vorpal bacon. And we're not allowed to legally sell that here, on account of i cutting through and killing you" <AxionAzure> the line behind me wasn't too happy about it <nohman> i've had two or three friends who work at subway, their portioning standards are pretty strict. <nohman> *workekd <nohman> **worked <AxionAzure> ah, so that's why they broke their heads trying to figure it out <AxionAzure> it was funny as hell though <AxionAzure> I do feel sorry for them though... a little bit.

/nick Isuzu You know me, I enjoy rp at least at the IRC level. Welp, we'll see what naonao cooks up. /me carefully watches out for Komomo

After scouring the internets...

n e smiling lemon t smiling lemon s s i gates to fuwanovel o gates to fuwanovel s s d smiling lemon greet smiling lemon w w r lb

<solidbatman> Canas: i had a dream that I had to choose between a 3ds and a Vita. I woke up in a cold sweat, my heart was pounding.

Welcome to the forums, and to us . I read VNs in much the same way you do, though my toaster is a decent bit younger. ...This thing about toasters makes me remember solidbatman's running gag about toaster erotica...

Seems like Deluge doesn't automatically re-check the torrents once they are complete, could be one reason for all of this. Guess it might just be a statistical outlier, then, oh well. Some people on the nets are claiming large torrent downloads will often be corrupted to some extent; no idea what causes this, though.

Just a bit of a worry here: are the Fuwanovel torrents being poisoned a bit much by corrupted seeds? I'm saying this because I've had problems multiple times, first of all with a patch file for grisaia not being delivered (solved by getting it manually, torrent recheck did NOT help here,) and secondly with LB, which had a corrupted graphic file - reallive reported "wrong filesize", iirc (and my procedure is to stop seeding, then copy over the entire folder to a different location). I had to re-check, then replace my g00 folder with the correct download. This might all be fixed by the decision to move to archives with new torrents, but for old torrents it might still be a potential cause of some user support headaches. Client is deluge 1.3.5, bit old and that might ~potentially~be it, but seems unlikely

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